*What If it Were True?!

Recently leaked intelligence documents reveal an alliance between the Islamic Republic of Salami Salami and some of the largest and most dangerous cartels in Central and South America.  The operation, dubbed Muerte al norte by cartel members, according to the documents, appears to show the Salami Salami regime has a new proxy through which to carry out its hate-filled jihad against its most hated adversary — the United States.

Cartels which have traditionally been at war with one another are suspected to be joining forces.  The goal; set their differences aside and combine forces to overwhelm American border security and law enforcement, and gain more operational control of the southwest U.S..

Intelligence indicates several meetings in recent months between Salami Salami regime personnel and high ranking Cartel members.  Of particular concern, members of the Nacho Cartel and the Enchilada Cartel were reported to have attended the same meetings with the Salami Salami military planners.  This is an unprecedented development as the event would have turned into a gun battle between the Nachos and the Enchiladas in times past.  Not so true now.

U.S. Intelligence are also gravely concerned, as documents and reports indicate, that the Salami Salami regime has higher ambitions and intends to carry out attacks against key U.S. government personnel and facilities using the cartels as their proxies.

Additionally, leaked intelligence documents indicate that the Salami Salami regime is also planning to develop assets from among its own people who are currently legally living inside the United States, but whose loyalties still lie with the regime back home.  This threat from within [the U.S.] reveals another vulnerability to which the administration is scrambling for a solution.

 

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